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Those giant designer sunglasses that girls wear to protect their eyes from the sun and cum.
These glasses also provide facial camoflauge, allowing an unnattractive female to look "hot" without putting on makeup.
Guy: What's with the bukkake goggles?
Girl: You're an asshole
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one who has the eye for a full blown ethnic will have a pair of these. The individuals are commonly found outside footlocker or j-d sports sporting a tracksuit, cheap gold and a mouthful of fags. With different lenses, they are a common choice for the over 40s male girl scout leader who still lives with his mum and wears clothes unfit for a jumble sale.
'Even if we operate now and remove these brownie goggles, she will still end up holidaying in Ayia Napa twice a year'
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what a hot women must be wearing in order to be dating/married to/sleeping with/hitting on some loser, ass ugly ,weird guy.
synonymous to beer googles, but for women.
Two friends see a gorgeous girl all over some dork in a club
"She must have her money goggles on."
The attraction you start to feel towards a friend of the opposite gender who you would not normally find attractive, simply because you hang around them all of the time. Friend Goggles usually result in a regretted hookup.
The cause is usually curiosity.
Sally-"I think I might like George...i'm not sure if it's real or just friend goggles."
When a man has been in jail/prison for so long that disgusting, unattractive women suddenly look beautiful due to his lack of getting laid in the several months/years he's been locked up. Similar to beer goggles
Damnnnnn man that new guard is fine as fuck!!
Man that bitch weighs 400 pounds and has a moustache!! How damn long you been locked up?!?! You must have your jail goggles on!
Pussy Goggles is a total disregard for any social interaction that does not directly involve the attention or pursuit of a current love interest. Normally, pussy goggles occurs when a guy meets a new girl and devotes most, if not all, of his time to the girl at the expense of his current group of friends who may feel somewhat abandoned. The Pussy Goggles affliction goes away quickly when the girl dumps the guy and he is left with few social options (if any). He then begins calling all of his old buddies to hang out.
Friend One: "Hey, where's your roommate been lately? The guy's been a ghost for a couple weeks now"
Friend Two: "Oh yeah -- he's got Pussy Goggles for some girl he met during Greek Week".
Friend One: "So he's dissed us for some girl?"
Friend Two: "Don't worry, it's only a matter of time before she dumps his ass and the goggles will fly off post haste!" "We figure he'll call us the day after and will want to hang out" "All of us agreed to freeze him out for a week just to teach him a lesson" LOL
When your eyes transform (not literally) after about 6 shots of tequila, and any human in yo sheets is fine.
Every mongoloid she had ever brought home was due to the tequila goggles she wore on previous hammadrunk nights.