A cute creature that you will instantly fall in love with.
What is it my precious, Gollum Gollum.
m ̢̛͇̲̦͕̗̘͙͕̘͓̹͇̇̀̉͌͒͌̆̎̍͛͘ͅy ͈͍̣̱̘̼̳̿̅̀̍̽̄̋̈́̋̈́͗̓̒ ̴̨̛͖̯̟͖͂͋́̏̾͋̿̒̾̉͘͝ͅp ̣̊̑͐̑͜r̵̢͎̱̰̮͐̀̕͠e ̣͈̜̤̥̲̰͍̰͇͖͚̐͆̋́̐̽̓̇̍͐̈́͐͜ͅc̵̞͆̂̈́̍̃̆̋̀̈́̅̀͘͝i̴̢̡̡̡̹̦̖͖͍̗͖̬̯͓̋̍͜o ̛̟̗͍̞̻̤̭͇͗͒̂̔̈́̀̄͘͘͝u̶̦̽̈́͒̐s ̨̨̗̪̘̞̣̦͎̖̲̼̞͚̂͆͂̒̑̽͠
Gollum is my favorite lord of the rings caricature
It basically means... that a person is as dumb as and as annoying as gollum or they just look like gollum.
Oi, you gollum like twat.
You fucking gollum like twat.
1. A person of the geek, nerd, or just avid tech/gadget-y variety consumers who have a strong and unusual wantof technology.
2. Someone who has a tech/gadget fetish to the point they are up on when the next-gen models and brand new models of tech are coming out and urgently wait, often having a count down clock.
person 1: god...Jonas is pissing me off, every-time I come over he reminds me "IT'S JUST A FEW MORE WEEKS UNTIL THE NEW iPHONE COMES OUT".
person 2: don't mind him... he's a real gadget-gollum.
person 1: my friend Brittany seriously wants a iPhone, she's practically lusting after it....
person 2: awww....the poor gadget-gollum.
Gollumism is the cult like worshipping of wealth in a rabid, self-serving obsession that drives plutobrats to destroy the society and the economy that gave them the opportunity to become wealthy. Gollumism is often associated with the chanting of my precious, my precious, my precious in dark, foreboding and confining spaces like our nation’s capital and corporate boardrooms.
Gollumism is starving our national economy of the shared prosperity it desperately needs to empower consumers to spend our nation back into widespread prosperity and economic stability and security.
An badly designed, engineering product such as software with a ton of problems making it practically unusable. The product is intentionally prematurely released for the full cost, scamming users.
1. Developer1: "Our game is full of bugs, ugly graphics, and glitches. The gameplay is no fun at all! Do we really want to release?" Developer2: "Yeah, f***k those users, lets do a gollum release, and charge them full price"
2. Developer1: We are low on budget, we will do a gollum release, lets cut short all the fun and cool features, nobody wants that anyways. Developer2: Oh no, not again, I hate those shitstorms. Developer1: Dont worry, we will also do a poorly auto generated apology to our customers.
3. Customer1: Did you get to play the new game? Is it cool? Customer2: Naah, it's shit as as hell. Seems like they did a gollum release again.
4. Your mother is so fat, her ass is big enough to cover up the fails of a gollum release