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Paul Haggis

A hack that writes sentimental, derivative tripe. He is also a scientologist, giving him credibility on the order of that given to Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta.

The Black Donnellys, a new television drama on NBC, is crap, and by association, so is Paul Haggis.

by Matt March 13, 2007

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detonate the haggis

To fart. Not coincidentally, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of sheep's stomach which is stuffed and boiled for three hours.

"Dude, did you just detonate the haggis in my car?!? Get out and walk! NOW!"

by Duanester May 24, 2008

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haggy chuck

A young boy who sucks his thumb and geishes his blankey.

Jordan aka Haggy Chuck likes to smurf around all day long

by john888111 October 18, 2006

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hedge haggis

Insides of a hedgehog

My dog tore up her hedgehog toy and we have hedge haggis all over the floor

by stoutstreet January 8, 2009

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Highland Haggis

The act of shitting into a condom, often after the consumption of oats and barley.

"I'm afraid I couldn't find your toilet, so I've left a Highland Haggis for you to enjoy by the window..."

by Le Crok Sportif October 26, 2012

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haggis under the kilt

The 'accidental' sighting of a mans testes. A Scottish term typically used when people flash their kilt but can be used when women flash under their skirt

Vicky: I saw a bit of Sam's haggis under the kilt.
Maulie: was it nice

Vicky: tiny

by spacker110 January 28, 2015


French haggis

to French haggis someone is to pull down there trousers and french kiss there genitalia

Mike : Woa did you see what nick done to pete!?
Mark : Ye he french haggised him in the middle of the maths corridor:O

by Mark Spidon October 30, 2008

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