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Hamiltonize

To cause a person to wake up every day with Hamilton lyrics stuck in their head.

I got Hamiltonized badly!

by Cheese123451297 December 15, 2018


HAMILTON

Jesus' middle name. No known origins for this word which became part of the Washintonian hipster vernacular in 2007. Hamilton may also be used without the Jesus, when calling to a person or person's who is acting in an annoying way.

As in Jesus H. Christ. The "H" stands for Hamilton.

by Tish The Dish March 14, 2008

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hamilton

A 10 dollar bill, commonly used by white boys to refer to their "stack."

It's all about the Hamiltons baby.
or
Dude, I'm droppin' Hamiltons like its my job.

by Rick February 19, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


A Hamilton

When one drops a phat nature clump of the brown variety into an unsuspecting toilet

I'm off to drop a Hamilton.

by LTAM August 14, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


a Hamilton

When you're at the gym or in a locker room and you go to get something out of your locker and you turn to find the ass of another man, who's changing next to you, (accidentally) in your face.

I went back to my locker to get my earbuds and got a Hamilton from an old timer.

by Butter McBoorae December 17, 2015

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


hamiltoned

A term named after the rapper Charles Hamilton, this can refer to either a singular or series of unlucky events for the particular person in question. It can run the gamut from something breaking down into a misunderstanding where one pisses off another person unintentionally and gets snuffed in the process, or doing something where one can have the entire population of a particular territory ready to take turns kicking the one being hamiltoned's ass.

It can also lead to that person's disappearance after a series of these unlucky events.

"I had a bad day at the office today. I got told to fuck off by my boss, Pam in accounting is threatening me with a sexual harassment lawsuit, and Chaz won't stop fucking sending me YouTube videos that were funny a year ago. Oh, and Michael sucker punched me when I was heading out on my lunch break! I got hamiltoned today, fml!"

"Charles Hamilton first got punched in the face on camera by his girlfriend, then had the entire community of the Detroit rap scene ready to lay the smackdown on him after a random series of events involving J Dilla. After dropping off the face of the Earth, it was safe to assume that he got hamiltoned."

by HellBoy3K September 10, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hamiltonating

tr.v: 1. The act of delegating many tasks to those you supervise, and then sitting in your office for the whole day thinking about playing Everquest 2 instead of doing any real work yourself.

Brian: 'Have you seen the M.O.D?'

Chet: 'Yea, he's in the office Hamiltonating.'

Brain: God, that guy is a slacker.

by bobaganootch February 25, 2005

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