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Also short for penis hands.. she just always has a penis in her hand!
Boys fall at her feet for all of her handy work and she has a super great body. She had green/hazel eyes which lure in all of the men. She has a friend called Amy and another one called Jordan. They like hanging out and finding boys for Jess to molester.
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A guy who enforces Covid restrictions in the UK and blatantly disobeys his own rules by french kissing in his office and has a firm grip of his wifes ass. Also he is the UKs health secretary
Oh that guy who had sex in his office.. what was his name Oh Matt Hancock
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when your getting on with your woman while she is on her period you pull out and try and write your name with the blood and dab it back in if you need more ink to print your name on her sheets to sign that you were there
i did the john hancock with lindsay and i had to put it back in a few times to spell my full name
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To grope someone's arse like a drunk, horny fresher on the pull.
"Where's Boris?"
"He's Matt Hancocking Carrie instead of attending Cobra meetings
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The act of of cumming on your partner's back during sexual intercourse, then signing it with a sharpie.
Last night I gave Jane the ol' John Hancock.
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The act of dipping one's penis in ink or paint and then slapping someone in the face with the inked/painted penis and leaving one's mark.
Jason: Haha, look at Joey.
Brendan: I know, Derek gave him a nice John Hancock last night.
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When a male ejaculates on a female's body spelling out his name in the process
Rich John Hancocked his girlfriend Becky in the coat room last night
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