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Is a under funded shit hole that all the teachers shag 9 year olds against there will
Sir what you doing tonight
Harper green
Tanning bare bing then bagging Mrs heppingstall
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A heartless, bat-shit crazy, beady eyed, Evangelicalism faith following, fat sack of trash that doubles as the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada. In October 2006, this hot pile of garbage was elected the 22nd Prime Minister of Canada leading the Conservatives to a minority Government with a mere 36.2% of the popular vote.
Under the Harper lead Conservatives; Canadians have enjoyed significant cuts to once leading social programs, public health care system, and scientific research initiatives. While true, Harper enjoys performing Lucifer pleasing musical numbers on elephant tusk Grand Pianos; his true passion is delivering large corporate tax cuts with a particular affinity for the Alberta Oil and Gas sector.
Continual development of the Alberta Oil Sands under Harper’s Conservative government has impressively illustrated Canada’s new, complete lack of urgency in honouring UN commitments. As such, Japanese doctors are desperately performing continual surgery hoping to restore the 2005 Kyoto Accords’ ruptured testicles. Underwhelmed, Canada continues with swift, repeated, direct kicks to the Accords’ balls.
Harper holds the distinguishing honour as the party leader of the first Government in Commonwealth history to lose the confidence of the House of Commons on the grounds of Contempt of Parliament.
"Hey sweetie, that nasty skid mark in your undies looks just like Stephen Harper’s face.”
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A Jew who loves the Ravens, Call of Duty, and Beer; will always be seen wearing a hat.
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The best girl you will ever meet.
I wish i was as awesome as kate harper.
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When a good looking male athlete cannot prevent himself from acting like a douchebag in a social setting. This person can never properly connect with his peers. Will always eventually revert back to meat-head status.
Dj was having a great time at the party, but he eventually started Bryce Harpering.
We needed Eric to chill-out and stop Bryce Harpering.
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A Fortnite sweat which legend has it played non stop for 19 hours on playgrounds by himself. Nic Harper goes through 3-4 towels a day wiping away the sweat from his body. These towels are unwashable because of how salty his sweat is.
"I joined a VC lobby with Nic Harper and all I could hear was the drip of sweat and panting like someone on a run."
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A Canadian prime minister who has caused more ejaculations than all of the spice girls combined. A master of his trade who can make fundamentalist Christians into flaming homosexuals, he hides his prowess well under a cloak of political homophobia.
Steve: Damn, I just heard Steven Harper talk about finance reform and... and... I think I'm gay!
Evan: It's alright man, it happened to me after his speech on our foreign policy. Now let's ejaculate over his budget proposal.
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