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home project higgins

The home project higgins is a dangerous predator. This occurs when a man dreams up home projects in order to lure young men up to his attic. It is still unknown what happens to the young men in the attic, but what is know is that when they are released their wrist's are so limp they can barely hold their own manhood to urinate.

"Dude no way I'm coming over. Your such a home project higgins. I know there ain't no drywalling going on in your attic. You fucking predator."

by higgins March 25, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


ambiguously gay higgins

This is a person who has sexual tendancys toward people or persons of his own sex. He tries to hide his feelings, but all he can think about is soaking his loans in the gulf of mexico at sunset with a very handsome man named seisto. He pictures himself with seisto skipping naked down the beach holding hands and letting his manhood wave in the wind. His feelings are so strong that other people know that he longs to be with his mexican manslave.

damn your an ambiguously gay higgins.

by higgins March 23, 2005

28๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


cold and prickley higgins

1. The act of making a person feel like shit.
2. The feeling a person gets after they have been shit on.

I volunteered to come into work on my day off, and when I got there my boss yelled at me for being 1 minute late. Now I plan to kill myself, I feel like I got cold and prickley higginsed.

by higgins March 25, 2005

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


high and tight higgins

The high and tight higgins is a variation of the high and tight haircut common in the military. It was developed during the gulf war, and found it's way into society shorly afterwards.

The high and tight higgins is a haircut in a mans pubic region. The high and tight variation is when a man cuts his own hair and leaves random patches of hair around his balls and anus.

Man looks like you need to invest in a mirror, you got a high and tight higgins all over your balls.

by higgins January 20, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


shiggin' higgin' lygar

1. (noun) rusty nails
2. the best thing that has ever happened to you.

When I scored the game winning goal I was "OOO that was shiggin' higgin' lygar!"

by Ma-Rak November 4, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


warm and fuzzy higgins

The warm and fuzzy higgins is a imaginary creature that was made up by sailers in the early 1700's. It is much like the unicorn or the mermaid. It is said that the warm and fuzzy higgins will give you a warm feeling in your testicles.

"Shut up you stupid bitch, there is no such thing as a warm and fuzzy higgins." Bob said, as he reached back like a pimp and slapped Suzy.

by higgins March 25, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


mark o higgins

A person who inserts a large glass jar into his anus, procceds to break said jar and then pick the shards of broken glass out of his anus.

See that chap? He's Mark O Higgins

by -Jim Darcy November 1, 2013

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