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When you come on a girls chest, let it dry and then chisel it off.
I splooged on a girls chest last night and rather than wipe it off with a towel I decided to do some drywalling.
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to have sex with a female from behind, then proceed to RAM her head through the drywall before ejaculation
Last night i was drywalling betty, she was unconcious for four days.
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To masturbate without the aid of a lubricant or pornographic materials. In extreme circumstances, sandpaper will be placed between the subject's hand and his penis.
After spending the afternoon drywalling, Kevin found the crotch of his jeans coated in blood and semen.
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To buy drugs but instead receive a look-a-like substance. Comes from the practice of selling drywall to crack addicts during the crack epidemic.
Steve opened his bag of weed just to realize he had been drywalled and bought $20 worth of oregano.
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v. The act of penetrating a female vagina when the latter is in a state of reduced lubrication. Penetration may result in penile and/or vaginal tearing.
Jason: "Sarah, you seem a little dry, should I slap on some lube"
Sarah: "Hell ya, I don't want you to drywall me!"
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The act of a male nailing or stapling his penis to the inside of his own leg.
"What?! He really did the Drywaller? What a fucking dumbass!"
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To commit the sexual deed of anal intercourse without the use of lubrication.
"Hey yo, I drywalled this dirty ho last night"
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