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The female version of the happy trail, brandished by a woman truly confident in her body.
Friend: My girl is shaved clean as a dolphin.
Me: That's wack, I'd rather follow the honeymoon trail to the magic forest.
Describing a brief affair without benefit of marriage. Likely more appropriate to a more sexually conservative era.
“I wouldn’t think she would fuss with little details like getting married,” he said soberly. “A Florida honeymoon would be more in her line.” Raymond Chandler, The Lady in the Lake.
20 yr old lana del rey fan with a mere 4,000 followers on tiktok, obsessed with thinking she’s famous, mutualing 13 yr olds, encouraging & enabling her many 13 yr old “fan pages” to bully kids off the app rather than blocking like a rational adult.
someone lied to honeymoon swan several times and told her that she was fly, hot & sexy & beautiful, and she’s nothing like that she’s nothing of the sort.
when some one has lost a third of the amount of weight they would like to.
person A: its so hard being stuck in my honeymoon phase, i just cant lose the rest of this weight
person B: L, that sucks for you
On such a nights occasion in Penticton, BC...
A shot was born from the conversations of Al, John and Norm and created by the hands of Tatiana
Ingredients:
-2oz of Green Apple Vodka
-1oz Peach Schnapps
-1oz Malibu Rum
-Splash of Golden Pear
-Splash of Soda Water
Mix contents in a cocktail shaker with ice.
Serves 4 to 6 people.
"Have you ever heard of a Honeymoon Sweet shot"
When you jizz in your newly Weds mouth and she spits it back in your mouth then you eat here pussy causing pregnancy
I gave my wife the honeymoon special last night.
A murder-suicide.
Person 1: Hey have you heard from Johnny and Mary lately? Feels like they disappeared.
Person 2: Oh you didn't know? They went off on a Philadelphia honeymoon last Christmas? Mary found out Johnny was cheating on her and she took him out with a .38 special and then turned it on herself. Ain't no coming back from that.