horse

Slang term for a man with an extraordinarily large penis.

"I'd rather have a one-inch willy than be a horse; I wouldn't be able to wear skinny jeans"
"Have you seen John' dick? He's a horse!"
"There's an advert on this website that says it can triple your penis size - imagine being a horse!"

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horse

1. An extremely beautiful, smart, and athletic hooved animal. Has keen senses, and a memory that's ten times better than yours. Usually friendly and loveable. Can be dangerous.

2. A type of basketball shooting game.

3. Used to describe something big. Often used as a metaphor.

1. I just love my pet horse!!

2. Hey, wanna go play some horse??

3. Have you seen my cat? It is such a horse!

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horse

The horse (Equus ferus caballus) is one of two extant subspecies of Equus ferus. It is an odd-toed ungulate mammal belonging to the taxonomic family Equidae.

Person1: What are those people called that ride horses?
Person2: Equestrians.
Person1: Thanks. I was about to just call them horse-people.
Person2: No, that's a centaur.

Of horse

Basically it is "Of course" but instead you say "Of horse".

Bob: Did you finish playing yet?
Steve: Of horse!

Just a funny way to say "Of course".
#Of horse

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horsing

To bullshit someone. Pull thier leg. Being sarcasticly serious.

Joe: I smashed box with a 300 pound wildabeast yesterday.

Jordan: Are you horsing me right now? A 300 pounder?

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horse

A game played to practice basketball. One player attempts a shot. If the shot is successful, the other player must make the same shot in only one attempt, or gain one letter (HORSE). First one to spell "HORSE" loses.

Mom: What did you do after school today?

Zach: Just played a few games of horse with Ryan.

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Horsing

Whilst doing doggy you proceed to rip her pony tail from her head and place it in her arse hole there go, making her look like a horse

I was horsing Jamie's mum last night and he walked in and fucked me

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