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traffic hottie

Hot girl seen in adjacent vehicle in traffic. Common cause for fender benders. Identifiable by a very hot face.

I saw a traffic hottie yesterday and almost got hit by an 18-wheeler while looking at her.

by pureglaucoma September 15, 2010

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SnorgTees Hottie

A hot girl who wears bad shirts. Particularly the ones who model for SnorgTees, despite the lame jokes, the girls are FINE as hell.

That hot chick with the big boobs and short black hair on the SnorgTees site is a SnorgTees hottie.

by MikeBigD July 23, 2010

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regulation hottie

Someone who has the looks/features to be hot but isn't "noticed" yet.

"That new chick is a regulation hottie."

by Nina Sakura November 16, 2008

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Hottie Dadain

Used to describe beautiful woman, when one word isn't enough, or you cannot find a word to describe.

Sean: Hey Jason, Check out that Hottie. What can you say about her??
Jason: She is most definetly a Hottie Dadain.

by Drew371 August 22, 2011


hottie hypnosis

When going about your normal business, are confronted by an exceptionally hot person and your brain starts to shut down, making simple tasks impossible. Such affected brain centers include, but are not limited to: speech, higher reasoning, facial recognition, control of bodily functions. The only known cure is to build up a tolerance one trigger at a time. When this condition persists despite dating, it metastasizes to booty blindness.

Hottie: "Hello, could you point me to the nearest eatery?"

Dude 1: "bluuurg"

Dude 2: "Um, two blocks south, one block west. Everyone likes Taco Bell."

Hottie: "Thanks!"

Dude 2: "Buddy, what happened?"

Dude 1: (blank stare and drooling on self) "Urg, I don't know. I just .... what."

Dude 2: "Wow, total hottie hypnosis. You know what we gotta do. You're buying my taco supremo."

by AdonisTheKingofAllHeSurveys July 4, 2009

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Maserati Hottie

A very attractive female with a lot of money and/or expensive accessories.

That hot girl over there with the Chanel purse is a Maserati Hottie.

by The_Real_Deal_EZ_E November 15, 2010

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hottie with a body

Someone who not only has a beautiful face, but a great looking body.

"Dude! Hottie with a body at 11 o'clock!"

by rararag January 21, 2007

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