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Houston-name

Super smart guy, fit, known as a great problem solver and is lighting quick

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by ThingsUDontKnowButDoNow November 24, 2013

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1. LEGENDARY DIVA who has thankfully ditched her ugly ass, broke, woman beating husband, Bobby "Eternal Crackhead" Brown.

2. She was the MOST SUCCESSFUL FEMALE ARTIST OF ALL TIME up until 1999, which was when her personal troubles began to overshadow and subsiquently negatively affect her unmatched success. She has since ditched her stupid ass ex husband/enabler and is finally turning her life around for the better. She is recovering her Legendary voice, is sounding better and working on a Comeback Album with Music Industry Legend Clive Davis.

3. Known as the "Greatest Singer of All Time", "The Greatest Voice of All Time" & "The Voice"

4. Living proof that there is a God.

Guy: Wow, Whitney Houston was such a doll in the 80's and 90's. What Bobby Brown did to her is a disgrace.

Friend: Yea it is. Thank God she left him.

Guy: I know, I would've kicked his ass if I ever met him

by Jason001 December 5, 2007

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Whitney Houston

1) Noun: A woman who was once one of the greatest singers, with one of the best voices of all time. Wife to an abusive bastard, who she doesn't have the sense to leave and doesn't seem to want to get back on her feet. She had the entire world at her fingertips and threw it all away for drugs and a pathetic excuse of a husband who has to hit & verbally abuse women to make himself feel like a "man."
2) Verb: the act of throwing everything away when one once had it all.

Example:
That girl had looks, brains (once) and a voice that would make the angels jealous - then she just threw it all away for coke - she pulled a complete Whitney Houston.

by Peaseblossom85 July 17, 2006

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