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married heterosexual couples who claim they have no idea how they became infected with HIV
Jim and Jane have been together for 12 years and just found out they are both HIV positive. Both say they have no idea how they got it; it must have been an Immaculate Infection.
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Your Immaculate Curve is flawed. It has to be 1/2 your age + 7. Otherwise, a 24 year old could still legally date a 17 year old. Very Not legal.
Immaculate Curve
(1/2 x 25) + 5 = 17, not legal
Immaculate Curve - Redefined
(1/2 x 25) + 7 = 19, legal
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When newly-weds give birth to their first born in less than nine months.
Bob and Tanya just had a kid, but they've only been married eight months.
It sounds like a case of immaculate deception to me.
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A shit that mysteriously you didn't have to wipe your ass after.
I finished my business, wiped my ass, and there was nothing on the toilet paper. It was an immaculate conception.
(Not to be confused with a piece of poop that looks like the Virgin Mary)
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An extremely rare occurrence when a foul, filthy, and consciously sloppy bowel movement leaves no residue on the toilet paper.
Dude 1: "What a beautiful start to my day! I thought last night's spicy enchilada's would have ruined my last roll of t.p.. But when I went to swipe, it was cleaner than fresh linen."
Dude 2: "You've experienced the immaculate ejection. God had bigger things in store for you than a dirty bum."
Money whose source may not be questioned.
Republicans have adopted new House rules that require cuts equal to or greater than new spending, except for their party's own legislative agenda items, which are presumably paid for by immaculate monetization.
some one who the normal rules don't apply to; Jesse Mack Gore II Esquire; someone who has the ability to have the most irregular situations work out to their benefit; also someone who has to suffer the most outrageous negative situations that shouldn't be humanly possible
Thats some Immaculate Exception shit right there.