Floppy Seconds

Simular to the term sloppy seconds, however referring to the male who has recently had sex with a women, and promptly after attempting to have sex with another women however he is unable to immediately generate an erection.

Dude last light I took these two girls home, could only handle one at a time so had to give one of them floppy seconds

Business seconds

A expedited good, service, or occurrence that is delivered or takes place so fast it is measured in seconds, not days.

"Shawty said she didn't have condoms but she was on the pill. He busted in that 😺, 3 business seconds later homie was wearing Burberry sitting at a baby shower."

Second-friend

A person who is friends with your friend and you don’t know them well enough to call them your own friend so they are your second-friend through association.

I bought my second-friend a small but appropriate birthday gift to be cordial.

second place

Fancy word for losing.

Judge : Congratulations, your dog won second place in the tournament.
Dog Owner : Second Place?! That's a fancy word for losing! *smacks dog*

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sloppy seconds

shagging a cunt minutes after the previous guy, using his cum as lube

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second screening

The opening of a second screen for distraction and/or entertainment purposes (e.g. emails, Instagram, Facebook) while attending a video meeting on a separate screen via Zoom, FaceTime, etc.

During the Zoom staff meeting, Mollie second screened and caught up on her emails.

Daniel was obviously second screening during the meeting; he was tweeting at the same time.

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Second Harvest

A method developed by the Native Americans to conserve as much food as possible during deadly winters. The act involves sifting through feces for chunks of corn and nuts.

Sleeping Wolf: My my Little Bear, your poo is rich with the Second Harvest.

Little Bear: Yeah I ate Mexican last night.

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