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It's the back and forth motion of a porky rod or a sausage.
Easily mistaken for perpetual (motion).
Dude did you see the sausage rolling yesterday.
Hell yeah dude, that was some serious porkpetual (motion).
The feeling or sensation a person gets while standing in an upright position on a train between when the train is coming to a stop and when they are about to get off; The leaning movement caused by someone standing on a train as it prepares to stop; A motion made by a member of the court or judicial system that seems so bizzarre, it seems to be a statement that could only be made in the Matrix and/or, makes the person talking seem like they were from or could have been to the Matrix.
Person 1: Yo dawg, I was on the yellow line and got that Matrix motion.
Person 2: For real?
Person 1: Word.
Lawyer 1: Did you hear that, is that person crazy?!
Lawyer 2: Yeah, I heard it, he/she just made a Matrix motion. We'll see what happens next.
A play on emotional damage.
When you get hit by something fast moving and it damages you
Lol
He got hit be a train, he has motional damage
Peeing on someone's face while in an extremely cold climate so the pee freezes before it hits their face.
Dude, I got a frozen motion last night and it hit me in the eye.
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one who is always late in everything he does.(Jason)
What the fuck Slow Motion, i thought i told you the next time you were late to work I was going to make you lick shelleys cottage cheese ass.
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to be so horny you will fuck anything that moves
dude stop humping my cat sorry man i have motion-sexness
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