men

the male version of a species
often misunderstood

Women constantly say men are dogs but have you ever looked at it from their side? Imagine trying to be nice to women all your life and constantly being dissed. Imagine trying to be gentle and caring only to end up becoming that "friend". Imagine breaking your neck to get a job so you can by nice things to inpress women only to see them fall for that asshole of a jock with big muscles! Eventually this nice caring guy is gonna get fed up and treat women like crap for the rest of his life simply because he was always treated like that. I'm not standing up for people like this but everyone knows there is only so much you can take. Everyone acts a certain way for a reason.

Who knew these "gentle" creatures (women) could cause ahandsome confident guy into a nervous anxiety having wreck.

2 years of being treated like crap by the majority of jock loving high school girls. Luckily though since i am a romantic guy I still show respect for women.

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Men

trash

Men are trash

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men

Women came from the rib of man... actually god made a typo. Correction: man came from the rib of women

*god on Microsoft word writing bible* "and so woman was born from the rib of man" *wife god intervenes* "ahem" "oh sorry honey... man was born from rib of women..."

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Men

Gross , they need the women to survive . Without women men won’t be alive women give birth to men .

Boy : men are way better

Girl : no we give birth to you

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Men in Black Men

A spoof gay porn movie starring Wilhelm Schmidt and Tommy Lee Bones.

Last night Bill came over and we watched Men in Black Men

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the men

The plural of "The Man", the oppressor of black people the world over. The man cannot continue to exert control over the masses in singular form, so he's taken to double and triple teaming unsuspecting black folks.

Jesse: "Hey man, how is Rudy's new job working out for him?"

Linwood: "It was going fine, til he put in for a promotion, now "The Men" done had him written up three times in two months for all kind of bogus mess". "He even got written up for writing his lunch order on company paper".

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men

a little boy who thinks he is all grown up but in reality is just as childish as everyone else.

Men?

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