kale-ing

Excessive "organic" lifestyle. The very meaning of a kaler's existence is defined by earthiness and is complemented by an insatiable desire to garden and grow vegetables at home. The term is extremely versatile and can be uses to describe various behaviors such as saving tiny amounts of food, reusing paper napkins, or planting too many flowers. It can also be uses to describe people who practice vegan diets and who practice yoga or people who try to derive "deep meaning" from every conversation.

OMG dude, who grows vegetables indoors during he winter time!? She is totally kale-ing!

Some people are taking the organic lifestyle to the new level. Kale-rs.

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JBS-ing

(1)-v. The act of creating, participating in, or spreading a conspiracy theory, especially one which would be found in conservative/right-wing circles;
(2)-adj. Akin to a conspiracy of ridiculous proportions, as would be put forward by the John Birch Society (JBS), Robert Welch's far-right anti-communist society.

(1)
Jill: "Did you catch Robert's grandmother yesterday? She was talking like Goldwater had won in '64. I guess LBJ must have hidden all those votes."
Jane: "Girl, she was just JBS-ing!"

(2)
David: "Did you hear that lecture on global warming yesterday?"
John: "Dude, global warming is so a government project...don't you know about the weather machine in DC?"
David: "That is so JBS-ing"

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yoyo-ing

verb In basketball, keeping your dribble alive by simply standing in one place and bouncing the basketball. Made famous by legendary Los Angeles Lakers play-by-play announcer Chick Hearn.

And here comes Magic yoyo-ing up and down...

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Seabee-ing

When you can fix your own fuck up (normally vehicular) without someone knowing or spending any more money.

I was installing a new suspension on my Jeep and cut the transmission support member by mistake, went ahead and got my welder and grinder and

started Seabee-ing the shit out of it.

busey-ing

verb: to smile annoyingly big, being sure to show all teeth and some gums. sometimes done intentionally, other times because the person busey-ing can't help it, such as the actor Gary Busey.

Dude, you're busey-ing so badly that I can see your gumline!

Beyonce-ing

Verb.

When you ask for help and someone gives you useless information. Inspired by the Beyoncé lyrics (see example below for more info)

Jero: “what direction should I go”

You: “to the left to the left”

Jero: “stop beyonce-ing me and tell me how to get to McDonalds dumbass”

Doggie-ing

When a man sexually harasses women over the internet for no purpose other than pure enjoyment.

Maria: "Omg, this same guy keeps talking about how he beats off to my display picture!"

Shawna: "Tell the mods to ban him for Doggie-ing!"

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