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The gayest dude alive, always unfocused, and can never take a hint, ( leave someone alone/ shut the fuck up), irritating as hell and always so, so, so amazingly doorhandleish (never does anything) always wants someone to be his daddy and he wants to have an enormous cock in his ass hole, and loves to catch dicks in his mouth,
That boy is such an Ivan..
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Typically a guy with a very good heart and knows how to treat people with respect. He's into Ashley's but one Ashley is specific stole his heart on everything she's perfect 👀. Everyone talks mad shit on her name but she knows they aren't worth her time. Ivan's also have big dicks and have lot's of love, attention, comfort and loyalty for their loved one, just like this guy named Ivan Ortiz, he's a perfect example.
"That guy Ivan is very handsome only shit"
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The basic russian. the biggest piece of dog meat to ever exist. Large consumer of vodka and heavily abused at home. Struggles in public due to lack of social skills and overall is an easy target to bully. You do not want to be around an Ivan because they tend to get an impulse need of dick in the ass. Is in heavy debt and can't seem to go a day without crying. Dont be an Ivan. Fruity.
Look, that guy is an ivan, run away
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Ivan has a penis bigger than the United States' debt (and it goes deeper than it too). Ivan is almost always guaranteed to be horny 26/9 and he will let you know it. More traits of Ivan include: horny, emo, horny, gay, a bit on the nose, horny, musically talented, horny, self-sufficient even when he's failing to be self-sufficient, horny, eyes like the sad subject of a Renaissance painting, horny, and horny. You need to know Ivan like you know the inside of your cheeks.
Person: What are you doing?
Ivan: Just came hard from mastubating with my REDACTED inch penis
Person: Oh no, Ivan, the United States can't handle anymore of your sauce in its vaults! Where will what's left of the money go?
Has abs
Yes,
The hottest mf you’ll ever see 😩
He can play tennis with his balls and he lasts 9 hours in bed
He is sweeter than ass hair
And he is very precious and he will buy a deal for 2 at dominos for you
“He is such an Ivan!”
“I want that Ivan to smack my ass like a drum”
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The one love but can't tell him because he will never fall for me, Ivan cheers me up and makes the sun and moon culide right in front of u. I love my Ivan, if only he were mine.
If u are in love with a Ivan, and if there is a small chance between u take it.
Ivan the one and only man for u,
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