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Jack

My favourite boy ever

"I love jack so much im going to explode and die"

by ilovjack August 24, 2023


Jack

A nickname for Jon
A loyal friend

Loves his friends but won’t tell you
Kind but will pretend not to show it

Good advice giver

The friend that you can always talk to
Will never share your secrets
Likes to speak in 3 person
Likes to speak in Shakespearean language

Sends you a ton of things on Instagram

Strawberry blonde hair

Funny

Kinda awkward

Has a weird haircut

Person tells Jack a secret and the secret dies when Jack and person dies

by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023


Jack

A prefix denoting less than total commitment to one's ideology or belief system. It could be one believes in it but does not act on it, or does the bare minimum, or less, necessary to be able to claim that ideology, or merely sympathizes with an ideology and associates with its adherents. Originally used by Mormons to refer to vacillating or insincere members, and non-Mormon allies of the Church.

She says she's a Christian and believes in Jesus but she only goes to church on Easter and she hasn't actually read the Bible. I guess she's a Jack Christian.

by JohnMoreDread October 26, 2015

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jack

Jacks are type of guy to watch food videos in his spare time. Jacks often love their 'Mushroom RagΓΉ's' and 'Smash burgers'

Jacks will often walk up to you and request cash, when they are denied, they tend to lash out with great violence, excreting pheromones from their scent glands in an attempt to disorient their victims.

Jack: "I think the key to good pasta is watermelon"
Otis: "Shut the fuck up"

by Mr SmartyPants The 3rd August 31, 2023

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jack

A name describing an indescribably sexy man. A guy who, unconsciously, can easily get every female in the room aroused with just a casual glance in their general direction.
Men with this name are usually vertically elongated and proportioned in all the right places.

'Jacks' are always destined for greatness. They can pwn anyone at any game when they set their minds to it, and when it comes to performance in the bedroom, they are rarely classified less than exceptional.
Boys like these are hard to find. And when found, and tamed, turn into sex crazed beasts, bent on completely and totally pleasing their finder to the point of no return. Jack's are loyal creatures, and their finders tend to want to hold on to them, as the pleasure they give is very scarce.

Did you see that sexbean over there? What a Jack!

Girl 1: Ohmygoooooodness. Did you see that guy over there? He looked at me! EEE!
Girl 2: I know! I'm hot and bothered in all the wrong places!

Girl 1: What about your boyfriend?
Girl 2: Who cares! LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MEAT!
Girl 1: Must be a Jack.

by Hot&Bothered March 25, 2011

75πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


Jack

Usually a person who has a massive penis

Jack is used when people have a small penis

by XxskuxboyxX April 22, 2019

14πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Jack

He's a kind and caring guy and an awesome bassist. Girls are constantly hitting on him because of his amazing good looks. He's great in bed and has a huge cock. However, he's humble and won't admit to either.

"Jack, I love you so much! You mean the world to me, and I couldn't possibly live in a world without you. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me! I'm so lucky to have you in my life <3"

by Jack Skellington's Bride October 22, 2013

23πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž