Jadded

To have spilt something(Usually beer or salsa) on your jacket or child.

I jadded myself at the restaurant.

jad

he is so sweet the best boy i ever met he can be a asshole sometimes to me but he have a white heart he likes to watch anime he is funny annoying at the same time but can make your day better and make you smile i like him alot

me feeling not okay* jad:whats wrong dumbass

Jad

Noun; An obese, Balding old man, one that thinks he is the shit for no apparent reason.

The type of person to wear a hat everywhere for "style" but in reality is just hiding his ever growing soul patch.

The type of person to act "hard" and "gangsta" online, waving around BB guns in discord calls talking about nonexistent "racks"

But in reality this is someone who has no friends, a dead end job and their only outlet for happiness in their life is their thinning online "social group"

This person has no wife, doesn't even have a girlfriend or a sidepiece because not only are they incompetent in bed.

They are often extremely socially unaware and unpleasant to be around in general.

These traits are likely a product of being bullied continuously throughout early and mid childhood, resulting in the person withdrawing to online communities to avoid any real backlash from their personality.

"My best friend Jad and i are going to have an Epic weekend"
"oh yea? wyd?"

"Were gonna display our edgy fake personalities on discord, eat pizza and harass minority groups while we boast about how much money we dont actually make"

"wow, you really sound like a piece of shit, Andrew"

"... shut up F*****"

Jad

Jad is a very mean guy with no friends. He is an ass-wipe expert

I don’t want to be like Jad

Jad

Essentially, the GOAT.

I'm a big fan of his work, but he isn't quite at the Jad level yet.

Jad

A girl who seems sweet and loving, and will always be by your side. But will stab you in the back at a moments notice.

Fucking Jad...

jad

a short fortnite kid who is a good calculator and his kicks in soccer go higher than the moon he always kicks the ball on the roof and he likes cheerios but gets scammed for plain ones he throws pate a modeler

bro jad stop kicking stuff on trhe roof!!!