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To call the cops on a party that you were kicked out of...
"dude these guys are assholes, let's Jake"
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The name of a man who has an enormous penis. Usually so large no girl can resist. At the sight of his penis most girls cum themselves to death do to dehydration.
Dude. Did you hear about what happened to that girl on the news? Apparently she saw Jake's penis and her pussy got so wet she died.
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Jake is every girl's dream guy. The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Everyone wants to be Jake's friend and the girls all want to be his. Your heart races whenever you see him or talk to him. His smile is everything and when he looks directly into your eyes you will fall in love. His abs are defined and so hot. But all the girls who want him have to deal because he's dating Emily. Jake and Emily are deeply in love so girls, back off!
Omg look at Jake! He's so hot!
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If you ever are friends/date a Jake you must be the luckiest girl/boy in the world! Jakes are very hot and funny and are good at anything and everything. They are also very loyal and know how to flip a frown up right, but be careful they are great at making pranks. Last but definitely not least if you ever date one tell them how lucky you where to even meet them because they are the best thing that ever walked this earth.❤️
Friend: “ Hey so who’s your new bf?”
Me: “ Oh his name is Jake.”
Friend: “ OMG your sooo lucky make sure to keep him forever!”
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Jake is a very soft person who does not want to get in trouble and is a huge snowflake. He is often called "Charmin" by his friends.
Jake is such a fitty and usually has brown hair, all the girls love Jake. Jake also has a very big willy.
Omg It’s Jake he must have at least 3 ft