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jaspered |jaspered| verb
A state of inebriation that is reached after one too many swigs of Georgian Cha-Cha, Gold Vodka, or the like. This level of intoxication usually leads one to a) whisper incoherent song lyrics into their friends (or innocent bystanders') ears b) dance with disjointed hand movements around the face and neck area while flalling arms and shaking head c) caress sensuously all in site.
"man, I was so jaspered last night, I left my glasses in the freezer to keep them safe!"
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"Jasper got so jaspered on his birthday that he professed his love for his roomates before taking a shower with his shirt on."
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Derives from Lancashire, England and spreads to most Scandinavian countries, People who are called Jasper are normally insensitive and hypercritical. They will take stuff very personally. They stereotypical have black hair but sometimes may have bright blonde. Jasper will always have a youtube channel based on the popular game 'Fortnite' if not they probably live in a terraced house sleeping in their bed
Oh my days, Jasper is so hypercritical.
He can't take a Joke!
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jasper is the fucking hottest man in the world!
he has huuuuuuge dick,
and aalllll the girls faint when they see him
jasper, oooh, that man is sooooo hot
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Has no dick, but grows one when he sees the meg. Kicks the fucking ball away, what a cunt. The only person that likes him is Oscar, therefore Oscar is also a cunt.
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You’re sat in the barbour’s chair and he gets a little too close so his penis brushes against your arm
He jaspered me again. I’m never going back!
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1) Males from Denmark who refuse to drink American beer
1) I ordered a Sam Adams and its expensive so don't be a Jasper
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A guy who tends to be gay with blonde hair.
When two males like eachother they are Jasper
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