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To half-ass something; to make it appear an object or item has been fixed but will fall apart or break soon after touching or using it.
Person A: That used truck you bought is awesome!
Person B: Yeah, but the guy I got it from totally jaspered everything on it. There's double-sided tape on the gas door, bondo all over, and the radio falls apart when you try to use it.
Person A: Sorry, man. Sounds like you definitely got jaspered on that one.
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You’re sat in the barbour’s chair and he gets a little too close so his penis brushes against your arm
He jaspered me again. I’m never going back!
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Jasper, a sandwich thief with 9000000000 feet long arms that are good for stealing sandwiches and lives under a bridge eating sandwiches for a lifetime.
Person 1 : Is that jasper, i better keep my sandwich away from him.
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Jasper- Amazing. No.. That's not the right word. Magnificent.
A magnificent human being who can make you smile in a quick snap of his fingers. He's a major dork and really overall a huge crackhead, but if you are ever sad he will be there for you, and he will try his best to help you feel better. Jasper is well jasper. Get you a jasper in your life.
One more thing. Jasper- is like, all the good things in the world compacted into one human being
Jasper is wonderful.. He is the best person I have ever met, and I wouldn't trade him for anyone else. -Jay win.
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One of the most amazing people you will ever meet. Not only is he kind and courteous, but he is brighter than the sun and one of the best friends you will ever have. His smile will melt you, as well as his personality. He has a way with words and will be a lasting impression on your life so make sure to MAKE the memories happen so you can savour them to your heart's desire. If you underestimate him, it is your loss.
Person 1: Dude, why are you smiling like a dork?
Person 2: Because, I just talked to Jasper.
Person 1: Oh, that explains everything. Lucky person!
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A handsome boy who is easy going very friendly willing to help out always will be there for u no matter what!
Jasper is the coolest!
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the perfect example of what a nice person should be. he’s kind, funny and well rounded all together. a lot of girls like him, especially one in particular that he has no idea about. the crush is killing her because she knows that he would never go for her. but jasper is also oblivious so he doesn’t even notice
jasper is such a great guy i wish he liked me
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