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to ejaculate out of the male penis. (verb) Not used in the sexual meaning but as an action to do to people if they piss you off. Most commonly used towards teachers.
Nick: Damn! That dumb bitch teacher just fuckin gave me a detention!
Caleb: Dude, just jizz in her eye or something.
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when a subject gets you extremely and overly excited
person 1: man he freakin loves studying cardiology
person 2: yea he jizzes on that shit
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An often disliked condiment. Frequently a white creamy mayo like substance
Karen takes her burgers without jizz.
Hold the jizz please.
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Slang term for stuff that may be perceived as bad or rubbish or waste. Obviously originating and linked to male ejaculate or semen. But commonly used to describe other things perceived to be rubbish.
Your talking Jizz
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The 'vibe' of a bird, as used in early 1900s birding texts.
I like the jizz of that bird, it is almost pheasant-like.
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Jizz is both the cum of a dude and the natural lubricant of a dudette.
DUDE! I jizzed all over my cat...
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(adj.)
when any noun (person/place/thing/act/event/etc) is so epic that it would cause one to orgasm
Ruko: Hey, did you see Joan's jizz shirt today?
Hiro: It's as if she's not wearing ANYTHING...SO jizz.
Ruko: Yo, you goin' to that jizz party tonight?
Hiro: I don't know man, if Joan's coming...then maybe
Ruko: Coming? You bet!
Hiro: Jizz.
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