Jizzed

After masturbation is complete; or the act of cumming on someones face

I Once Jizzed on my girlfriends face.

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Jizzed

Messed/fucked up

"Bro they dude just broke my ankles"
"IK you got them shits jizzed"

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Jizzed

When a guy creates a sticky goo in his balls and releases it when he becomes sexually arrosed.

Chad Jizzed all over Keirsten's breast's and tummy after he fucked her soft little pussy!

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Jizzed

When you feel extremely excited about something.

OMG BVB, I'm so jizzed you've responded to my fan mail!!!

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Jizzed

Best.Song.Ever. About cumming in your pants.

I ate a grape and I jizzed in mah pants.

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Jizzed

Past tense (imperfect) of the verb, "jizz"

Tommy jizzed on Pat after stroking it

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Jizzed

(Adj.)State of extreme fatigue and general disinterest in all things. From the sentiment felt after a male has cum.

I can't go out tonight, I'm totally jizzed.

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