sally-joan

a ginger girl with long hair that usually has irlens but is super cooool. Unfortunaltely she can't spell or smell and her name is too long to say. she loves ducks and cheese and nightmare before christmas so if you need to buy her a present then ya know what to get her

she's such a sally-joan oh my gosh

Zoe Joan

Zoe Joan the most beautiful girl in the world. She is perfect in every single way possible. When she is happy the entire world gets brighter and better she is amazing the best person in the universe!
She can also be really stubborn but only because she is always right and you will lose in any argument against her so don’t even try :) you don’t wanna make her mad

If you know Zoe then you are one of the luckiest person ever if you are her friend then make sure to take care of her because she is the bestest friend she has an amazing heart

I love you zoe <3

Zoe Joan : perfection

Jhoy joan

Jhoy Joan

Jhoy Joan

Joan Didion

A famous journalist, and author of "The White Album" among others. Her "unique writing" is basically her ranting about how everybody is stupid and being incredibly pretentious and condescending towards everything. Although great with words, she is incredibly sarcastic and passive aggressive, and in a few sentences can make anybody or anything (such as Jim Morrison) look like shit.

Annoying "intellectual" who hates on everything:
"Oh, Joan Didion is Awesome!"

Cool chill actually educated person:
"your an annoying fuck. Go read Tom Wolfe"

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Joan Rivers

The name of the San Diego Chargers quarterback.

Patton: Man Phillip Rivers was on fire last night.
Marine: You mean Joan Rivers?
Patton: what?
Marine: Yeah, you mean Joan Rivers the pussy ass quarterback for the Chargers

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joan of arc

bible-bashing school in rickmansworth, watford.
consists 87% of irish or partly-irish pupils and 12% african pupils.
provides education in several abstract subjects including arable farming, tractor driving/racing, and (strangely) I.C.T. is compulsory at GCSE

the school boasts an odd set of rules, including 'thou shall not answer back thy teacher'
and as well as detections, punishes students by 'smiting' them.

'child, have you been obeying the 3rd commandment of joan of arc?'
'no sir/father, i did not attend confession this morning'
'GOD WILL SMITE YOU, BITCH'

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Joan of Arc

a HOT LESBIAN

for example.. me ! Joan :P

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