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In the description of Vessel by Twenty Øne Piløts, instead of it saying “Josh Dun” it says “Joan Dun.” You cannot escape the comments about it on any of the official vessel releases.
Person:*listens to vessel*
The comments: JOAN DUN IS MY FAVORITE PERSON/THEY HAD ONE JOB
Joan Marc is an extroverted guy who doesn’t have any problem in talking to literally anyone in the streets, clubs, bars or any place you can imagine. He will even talk to dogs if he’s bored. He likes partying and going out so if you ever want to have some fun at night, text him, he will always have a plan. Joan Marc, Joanmi or JM is the type of guy that turns shitty parties in good ones. Even tho he sucks at driving, he is really talented for football, and one day he will play for the best club in the world, Real Club Deportivo Español, or so he says. In conclusion, Joan Marc is a synonym for guaranteed fun.
- Damn, I wanna go out so bad tonight Joan Marc.
- Bro, tonight we go to La Parca Night Club.
- Bro wtf is La Parca Night Club?
- I dont even know i just heard some friends are going there.
- Yeah but today is monday bro…
- Man I always have a plan lets goooooooo
- Puto Joanmi xd
A famous journalist, and author of "The White Album" among others. Her "unique writing" is basically her ranting about how everybody is stupid and being incredibly pretentious and condescending towards everything. Although great with words, she is incredibly sarcastic and passive aggressive, and in a few sentences can make anybody or anything (such as Jim Morrison) look like shit.
Annoying "intellectual" who hates on everything:
"Oh, Joan Didion is Awesome!"
Cool chill actually educated person:
"your an annoying fuck. Go read Tom Wolfe"
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The name of the San Diego Chargers quarterback.
Patton: Man Phillip Rivers was on fire last night.
Marine: You mean Joan Rivers?
Patton: what?
Marine: Yeah, you mean Joan Rivers the pussy ass quarterback for the Chargers
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bible-bashing school in rickmansworth, watford.
consists 87% of irish or partly-irish pupils and 12% african pupils.
provides education in several abstract subjects including arable farming, tractor driving/racing, and (strangely) I.C.T. is compulsory at GCSE
the school boasts an odd set of rules, including 'thou shall not answer back thy teacher'
and as well as detections, punishes students by 'smiting' them.
'child, have you been obeying the 3rd commandment of joan of arc?'
'no sir/father, i did not attend confession this morning'
'GOD WILL SMITE YOU, BITCH'
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