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It’s full of light skin curly heads that claim there curls are all natural and vape like it’s going outta style
Yooo you wanna go to Johnston, Rhode Island I got some bud there
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a penis sucking parasite that enjoys the idea of climbing up a mans urethra and then expanding its very sharp spines into its prey causing excruciating pain where it will then start to lick the inside of said preys penis until eventual removal of the parasite
"OMFG IVE GOT A BRAYDEN CHARMON-JOHNSTON!!!!!!! WAT DO I DO!!??!?!?"
"um... ive got a knife?"
"YEAH THATLL WORK!!!"
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Ruler of all the worthless bums who spend their last penny on cheap alcohol and cigarrettes. Wears shitty crown made of empty beer cans.
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To jerk off with a hair gel/ hairspray mix and try to ejaculate while attempting to Growing up Gotti up your pubes.
Man, I got so bored the other night that when my girl left for work, I preformed the great Johnston Jackoff Challenge.
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While hitting it from behind and getting your ass getting licked by a dog, you throw up on her back, pull out and blow a load on the back of her head.
She likes extra icing on her Johnston county cupcake.
A school with privileged kids who think they have it the worst. Half of them think they’re in a gang, and the other half can barely even spell their first name. The .02% that actually want to learn can barely focus because of the ratchet ass girls who come in pajamas and scream. They think yelling at the teachers is cute. People at johnston high school need to sit the f*ck down and realize that 1. they’re not cute 2. they’re going to end up no where after high school 3. the teachers are there to teach 4. you’re there to learn 5. you’re privileged as he*l. Just because you see a water leakage spot once a year doesn’t mean you have it bad. And i mean, will 90% of them on some kind of government assistance, they reallyyyy shouldn’t be complaining.
1:You go to Johnston High School?
2: Yea! It sucks, it’s smelly, the teachers are so mean and literally won’t let me juul in class. What a b*tch. Gang gang.
1: You have free education and your compla.... ok.
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1. A black chasm of a school which, due to the district apportioners of johnston county, is able to steal the souls of all high school students within a 30-40 mile radius. Cause of serious uprisings and riots among the population of johnston county (especially McGee's Crossroads, 4042 and Benson).
2. A nazi training camp disguished as a public school whose mission is to brainwash the students in attendence and subject them to being "on the prowl with excellence."
3. Johnston County Central Prision.
That school up there on that yonder hill, yea, the one with the teal roof in the shape of a swastika, I heard them there people burned crosses and whatnot inside the school. I'm glad my chilluns go to South Johnston. Those kids fight fire with guns.
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