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a cool ass man. a super hot human being with a great personality. great hair and style. is sweet and loving and is always fun to talk to for hours and hours. a cutie with a great sense of humor and a bomb ass smile :)
Ella: Who is that hot guy??
Ava: That must be a Jonah
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Coming from a Jonah, Jonahs are loyal to you if you are loyal to them. They usually easily forgive you because you are their friend. They stick up for what they believe in, and NEVER let it go. They will do ANYTHING to protect a significant other, family, or really anyone who needs it. These people are who you want on your side.
You: "What's a Jonah?"
Me: "Read the paragraph above you"
Mostly called sufficiently lubricated
Did you get sufficiently lubricated with your sister last night Jonah?
Maybe if you weren't such an asshole you would actually get some girls and you wouldn't have to suck your own cock every night.
A girl: Hey.
Jonah: No one fucking asked you absolute rat weiner, come back and talk to me when you stop sucking your grandpa's balls for his clothes.
In short, a Jonah is the most perfect guy that exists, his name already has you influenced by his godliness and amazing charisma, he is often tall and extremely handsome, he is nice and will always pick you up when you are down, you can talk to him about everything, a Jonah is someone you should never let go of.
Example:
«I met this awesome guy yesterday»
«Whats he like»
«He is a Jonah»
«OMG never let him go»
A person who acts like a dick and has a billboard for a forehead, really arrogant
Damn, your dumb Jonah with that big ass forehead.