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Struggle Jorts: anytime jorts are worn outside of urban areas as a tactical article. Such as rural areas. The uniform of a streamer that stands on business.
Example: That Omega Chad Twitch streamer went camping and slept in his struggle jorts and huntin' cap to avoid skeeters.
Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.
Men over 40 love showing off the new and improved Dave Jorts, with out permission.
Originated from a Charlie Slimecicle song, The fictional natural disaster called Jort storm can be multiple things, It can be a Jort-icane, Jort-nado Jort-nami, Jort-quake, Jort-ruption, Jort-alanche, or even a Jort-pocalypse.
"We are getting reports that a Jort storm is headed straight for the studio!"
"Oh no!!"
Is tall, handsome and strong. Symbol for a masculine godly man.
Why does everyone fall in love with a Jort?
The word “jort” short for jorteous, meaning; loser bozo boy
You suck so bad at this game, you jort!
Jort, a fucking ret**d. Jort is a controlling asshole, who has no respect for anybody and only his own interests.
“You’re being just like jort right now bro”
Jort is an ugly, goblin esque narcissist. Don’t be like jort, respect your family, your friends and your lovers.
Jort terrorises people he’s around, because he thinks he has the right
“Don’t be a Jort right now dude.”