Jorting

The act of slowly creeping to young honey's on the dance floor without their consent; then to proceed to thrust hips lightly towards the party of said females who are completely unaware of the "jorter's" presence. Typically the "jorter" or "jorting" party are sporting demin shorts; aka "jorts".

Mike: Hey dude, check out Jorts!
Justin: What the hell is he doing, man?
Mike: He's fucking jorting on those poor ladies!

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jort

Jorts are a short word for Jean Shorts

Dude, why are you wearing jorts? You look like a douche.

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Jorts

a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.

While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.

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jorts

F*ck you, I can dress any way I want.

If you talk about somebody's momma it tends to get sloughed off; if you talk about somebody wearing jorts, you better be ready to fight.

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jorts

jean shorts; stylish casualwear for the unpretentious

Dude, those jorts are slammin'! Did you get them at Penney's?

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jorts

short for "jean shorts"

Look at the redneck in the jorts. Man, that guy is one bottle of moonshine short of marrying his sister.

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Jorts

Jeans that have now become shorts...hence jeans+shorts=jorts

Daaamn son, those are some nice jorts.

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