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(v.): To brush off someone as stupid or ignorant within 10 seconds of meeting them; to naturally assume something with little or no evidence.
Dude, he totally josephed me last night.
Don't be josephing me like that.
I'm josephing you, you fat little fuck.
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A man forged by the hands of god himself. The rays from the sun follow him when he walks. Rain stops when he goes outside. Baby’s stop crying when they see him. Birds chirp when he wakes up. He can fix anything by looking at it. Women flock to him and men pray to be him. Teeth as white as ivory and eyes that glimmer like polished diamonds. When he orders pizza they know his voice instantly.
Pizza place: hello thank you for calling dominos...
Joseph: hi id like to ord......
Pizza place: Joseph!? Is that you !? Is it really you!? ...... your orders on its way bro!!!say no more my guy!
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Jospeh is one of the cutest, nicest, funniest people you’ll ever meet. He’s always there for his friend and isn’t afraid to defend the people he loves. He usually falls in love with a girl who loves to gossip and he’s known for awhile. They will last forever and grew old in love, they love each other so much. Joseph would do anything for her because he’s so in love. She’s his baby.
The greatest person you will ever meet Joseph is the kind of dude to not have much but still love you with everything he’s got. Joseph has got a personality and the perfect person to date. He is the funny guy that will do pick-up lines to you all the time just to make you laugh even if they are bad. Whenever you are down Joseph is always there to help you. Anyone would be lucky to be able to date a Joseph Joseph is the kind of guy to be shy and nervous on dates but will still make it fun and makes your night. He will try to call you 24/7 and show you a lot of love and always be loyal. You are the luckiest person if you ever date or are friends with a joseph
“Hey did you see him”
“Omg he is amazing I wonder what his name is”
“I bet it Joseph because of the great personality”
Joseph... an idiotic sweetie, he is cute/fine. He makes you happy any time you're with him, he cheers you up every time you're sad. You like his shoes and you'd lowkey let him suck your toes
woah i'd lowkey give joseph the succ
He loves fortnite. he loves food. and he has a giant schlong. And will beat you in a 1v1 :)
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