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Proof that everyone has a shot at being a successful actor
You mean Keanu Reeves did it? So you're telling me there's a chance..
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A realization of something so profound that "Whoa" just doesn't cover it. A mind will always be blown when a Keanu-zation occurs.
And then I had a Keanu-zation...maybe Millenials weren't the reason everything sucks after all.
Keanu Minaj, is very iconic, and is better than everyone 😍😍
Everyone is jealous of Keanu Minaj as he is superior to you all
Keanu Minaj means iconic and very important
Basically Keanu Reeves except he’s peeing
Friend 1: Dude I just saw the new Keanu Pees movie!
Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?
Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!
Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn
Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!
A Asian-Cuban that wants to stick his 12 inch throbbing cock into amelia
“Hey, you know Amelia?”
“Yeah, Keanu Eng wants to stick his 12 inch throbbing cock into her.”
one of the only immortals on earth now. he is a newly made immortal, like elon musk, but unlike elton john, who has definitely been alive for centuries.
A: Oh, Keanu Reeves? I heard he was immortal.
B: He is.
Guy: Did you see keanu reeves yesterday?
Me: yea, he’s my dad