Instead of masturbating like a normal person. This person is obsessed with fucking KFC Chicken. Just the smell of chicken makes them go crazy. Even the thought of colonel Sanders makes them think of nutting into some gooey KFC gravy.
James is known as the kentucky fried chicken fucker because he likes KFC a little more than most
When you put a Kentucky Fried Chicken drumstick up your butt in the lobby of a KFC in Brazil, Indiana.
I paid that fat chick $50 bucks to give me a Kentucky Fried Brazilian Butt Plug