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kippers

me boo boo

i want to sleep with kippers

by gigi00 September 18, 2003

1๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


kipper mits

After you've given a dirty woman a good old fingering and what not. waking up in the morning to find that your hands stink of sea fish.

Denim: "fukin hell, my hands stick of kipper"
Neil: "some would say you have kipper mits"

by simowazere September 11, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Salted My Kipper

a reference to ejectulating in one's pants

guy:wow she's so hot! ive just salted my kipper
guy:dude! she's like 78

by Stripes Go Faster! June 3, 2009


burst like a kipper

Post coital state of a lady having engaged in a vigourous encounter with a gentleman of some proportion

Agnes: Awrite Senga, how did ye get oan wi' Boabie last night?

Senga: Aye, fine... Bit aff mer than ah could chew like. Ah'm burst like a kipper so ah am!

Agnes: Ya durty bint. Well played.

by 429qa May 23, 2008


split me kipper

to vigorously insert one's fist into a female's genitalia

ooooh ay, i split ya ma's kipper last night.

by pablo dahill's ma October 2, 2003

14๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


salted your kipper

ejaculating in your pants.

ew you just salted your kipper, while eddie danced provocatively.

by finchh fuckerr May 6, 2010


kipper tie

How a londoner says 'cup of tea'.

Want a kipper tie my old badger?

by le hizzle February 26, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž