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When you are on top, in the midst of a heated act of sexual intercourse, and your dog sneakily finds his way onto the bed, where the pooch sniffs, and licks your anus.
"Man, it was going so great, I was piping this super hot babe, then all of a sudden I got kippered by my dumbass dog. I'd probably leave the door open again though."
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An act of sabotage, commonly as a practical joke and mischievous rather than malicious in nature. Originating from the practice of placing a kipper in a hot place such as, a car's exhaust manifold to create a bad smell.
"I bet John will be half way up the M1 before he realises he's been kippered".
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Commonly used in Glasgow; to kipper someone is to call on them or try to gain their attention and then deliberately ignore them once they react to your request.
Kippered that cunt a belter man
Kippered a dullyin.
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To be Kippered you must have something go against you or something bad happens on your behalf.
I got kippered there!,
You kippered me
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UK English. Drunk, high, hungover or generally messed up in anyway. Injured.
Man I feel kippered tonight.
I got well kippered last night.
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Acronym for Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings.
Used to describe young(ish) people who should have moved out of the parental home but have refused to give up the easy lifestyle and perks that this entails. As a result this costs the parents in money and time.
Dude, you're 27, do you still live with your Mom?
Yeah, so does my bro. We got it sweet, we're kippers!
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A British children's show featuring two dogs, two pigs, a toad and some other animals who talk with fancy accents.
My little brother was watching Kipper the other day, brought back some good memories.
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