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A girl with big boobs and fake eyelashes who frequently masturbates at other people's houses.
Yes, her real name is Kirby. Her mom smokes a lot of anything.
hey, who is that?
Oh, thats Kirby. She is hott as shit, but can't take a dick.
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An over-weight / obese person, round in shape.
Wow, look at that Kirby!
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More formally known as "The Cum-Shot Kirby".
This word usually defines a semen-like fluid being stained on a public place in which way seems impossible for a human being to accomplish.
Guy 1 with a boner: Dude, how did you get that stain on the ceiling?
Guy 2 with a boner: Cum-Shot Kirby man..
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A Kirby, by definition, occurs when you're piss drunk, pass out, throw up in the midst of your passed out state, and wake up to a girl giving you a hand job.
Bro, I got shitfaced last night and woke up at 4 in the morning to a girl giving me a Kirby.
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A variation of the standard spliff. With a tobacco to hash/bud ratio of 1:4 or higher.
Dude, we rolled a Kirby last night. It murdered us.
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A lying, cheating, piece of shit person and also a dead beat sperm donor.
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Kirby either is god or could kill god, and I do not care if there is a difference.
"Kirby has a knife oh god oh fuck"
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