A Kristine is a unique kind of trash can. You can only find them in certain countries, and they are very expensive. Premium trash is the only thing that can be thrown into Kristines because of their delicate make.
Look at the beautiful Kristine in the park over there, I've never seen one!
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The process of one-upping another or interrupting a conversation in which you are not involved to insert your experience to direct attention to oneself and look foolish.
Tom broke his leg the other day.
Kristine:โ I was struck in the femur by a running dog and fractured my femur. The chiropractor confirmed it.โ
Thank you for Kristineing me!
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P1: she's too nice, it's scary.
P2: leo's am i right?
P3: i bet her name's kristine.
P4: HOW'D U FUCKING KNOW??
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some one who cant frown, is blonde, bubbly, laughs a lot is silly and very athletic
that kristin is so funny
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The glossy shine one gets around their face immediately after performing oral sex on a red-headed female. Caused from vaginal secretions left over from the act.
"Yo, I think I just got to third base."
"No shit, you got Kristinitis all over your face! Someone needs to get you a washcloth"
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To attempt to do something you're not capable of.
Why is that guy on the dance floor? He has no rhythm. Way to kristin-it dude.
a girl who is pretty sometimes and ugly at the same time.
Like a Kristine
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