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A Tokyo Lampshade is where a naked woman straddles a man's shoulders as he is face down on the bed or floor. She grasps his face in a way that all upward force, which is vigorously applied, causes the corners of his eyes to stretch outward as she crams his head into her vagina.
Hey Mike, I heard you got pink eye?
Yeah, there was a hooker at my brother's bachelor party and she gave me a Tokyo lampshade.
(n) A woman who has a rocking body, but is only seen as an object
Damnn... I just blew this lampshade's back out last night after the BlackHat event.
The thing your dad put on his head at his high school parties.
"Somebody give me the lampshade."
A mentally retarded female who attends a party.
Man:Wow, Kelly is such a wet lampshade.
Lady: oh i know right.
Kelly: derf...
When a uncircumcised man puts his foreskin around a lightbulb cums on it takes it out then sticks it in his own asshole.
Yesterday I saw Luis give himself a canadian lampshade
To be given a gift you already own and are then asked to return it yourself.
Brother 1: "Hey bro, sorry you already have that book, can you send it back so I can get a refund'
Brother 2: " fuck sake I've been royally lampshaded by that bastard!"