Rusty landmine

When a male takes a shit during while hitting it doggy style. Then after cumming stands up and forces his partner to sit in it.

You start pushing back right now or you are going to get blown up by this rusty landmine.

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russian landmine

Where a Eastern European man shits on his lovers chest then the male begins to jump on the chest with his arse in a cannonball like fashion. Which splattered the crap everywhere whilst simulating the man's lover the feeling of shrapnel crushing their chest

Comrade Nikoli: 'Hey dude I totally destroyed that chick last night with a Russian landmine'

Comrade Ivan: 'Fuck me, let's celebrate with vodka'

Товарищ Nikoli: 'Эй чувак я полностью разрушена, птенец прошлой ночью с российской наземных мин'

товарищ Иван: "Fuck me, давайте праздновать с водкой"

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Dutch Landmine

When a person shits on the ground, usually inside a bathroom. Then the said person waits to observe the result of their action with the result usually being another person stepping on the dookey bomb and swearing.

I layed an dutch landmine on the road; i wonder if anyone stepped on it.

I layed an egg.

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go fuck a landmine

To go insert your penis into a landmine until the landmine climaxes (Explodes)

Johnny: You dirty horse humping bitch
Soldier: Go fuck a landmine

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Landmine

A pile of dog shit

Dude watch your step , you almost stepped on that
Landmine......or man that lady's yard is full of landmines

Landmine

Something worse to step on than a LEGO brick, especially in the dark.

bro my friend put a landmine in my room but I survived the explosion and shrapnel, nice try cunt!

Landmine

Pet owner slang for Dog/cat dookie that isn’t where it belongs (carpet, tile, outside litter box, not outside)

(Parent) Son, clean up the landmines and do the litter box

(14yo) ugh

(Parent) don’t make me turn off that Wi-Fi

(14yo) ok I will