Landmining

To put a spike, commonly tacks, into a fountain drink lid and then hiding it in the ground to be stepped on

I'm going to be landmining the beach today.

Landmined

A term used to describe a object typically small and sharp , that someone else has already stepped on and left for someone else to find . Usually as humor trap !

Tim - ow what the hell ! Ron - lol I see you found that landmined I've stept on 3 time and left fo you !

Landmine

The thin version of a grenade.

Mike: Dude, these girls are fucking landmines!

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Landmines

A word used to describe thin ugly chicks.

Grenades = bigger ugly chick; Landmines = thinner ugly chick

-Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino"

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Landmine

A skinny ugly chick. This was referenced in the season 2 premiere of jersey shore.

Ronnie just hooked up with a landmine, then he did a grenade

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The Landmine

Where one sticks there fist in a sexual orifice of another being and proceeds to open the fist suddenly in an explosion-like movement.

"This girl told me I couldn't finger for shit so I gave her the landmine and she hasn't walked right for days!."

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Landmine

A lego

Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I STEPPED ON A LANDMINE!
Girl: Dude, thats a lego. If it was a landmine, you'd be dead by now.
Guy: IT'S A FUCKING LEGO YOU SKINNY ASS LANDMINE

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