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Stock options that are deep underwater (negative value).
With today's price at $25, my options at $50 are taking scuba lessons.
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Also related to the absurd patriarchal plea for control. "You must learn lessons, this is why I'm teaching you." Infamously responsible for closing the spiritually liberating "third eye." The phrase, "learn you a lesson," seems to be an unconscious, funny way amongst friends to remind one another how much it sucks to be taught by force. It's amazing how the mind never lets us forget until we forgive.
"That'll learn you a lesson!"
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just a jock learnin the ways of the golden rectangle
Gyro: Johnny, you're gonna learn lesson 5 no kono tamini mk?
Johnny: Gyro, i dont even know how to do it but sure
Your typical online italki teacher from Russia who claims to have given 104 LESSONS in ARMENIAN. With half of those lessons having a review from a guy called Garik (name can't get more Armenian than that) who is programmed to spam Спасибо большое Марина! After an algorithm of approx. 4~7 days.
Astghik: I gave Garik an Armenian lesson the other day.
David: Did he learn anything?
Astghik: Not really
David: How is he doing anyway?
Astghik: Well Garik is currently making his monthly income by running italki review bots 24/7
Use in place of asking a prostitute how much for sex
Hey Sally what is your rate for an “Art Lesson”?
Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!
Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"
Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
Brown to Brown action involving a car and 2 Brown guys.
Yo! I fucked the shit out a dude in a car dude!
Damn dude! That's crazy bro! Thank god you had a fun time with Jawad's driving lessons!