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treasonable lie

A lie or secret told by an inner-circle/close friend that is so fucking heinous and fazing, it affects you and your friends image.
In most cases a meeting must be held to determine wether or not the accountable party should be exiled from the inner circle.

Jerome: "So Ali fucked up and made us look bad? We've all done it. We can't just disown her. She fam."
LaTrelle: "Nah bro, that's a treasonable lie right there. Not only did she snitch, she made up shit that didn't even go down, made us look like a bunch of no-good dirty thieves. She's gots to go. We don't need that drama so close to home."
Jerome: "Good point. I'll call a meeting tonight with the posse. We'll take to a vote."

by idtst April 29, 2016

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Apolo-lie

A term used to describe a fake apology. The term was coined by Widow Von Du on RuPauls Drag Race,S12,ep6,2020

β€œI hate when someone’s trying to backtrack because now they’re trying to apolo-lie”-Widow Von Du on RuPauls Drag Race, S12,2020

by Damien Thorn333 April 8, 2020

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Inside Lie

when 2 or more people go along with a lie to 1 or more others for whatever reason. Lie can be premeditated or spontaneous. Generally used to avoid someone or to cover plans made.

1 - "wanna go do something?
2 - "I would but we promised to help our mate fix his PC"
3 - "err, yeah we promised him. soz
1 - "erm, ok. see u later then"
3 - "told u we should of prepared an inside lie, now it looks obvious"
2 - "na its fine, he bought it! lets get a tens"

by B247E November 28, 2009

87πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


lie-fi

A wifi network that has no functioning Internet connection.

My iPhone is connected to the BUBBLES network but it can't send this belated birthday email to my girlfriend. This connection must be lie-fi. Argh!

by hellatainer December 14, 2008

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The cake is a lie

Implies that a promised reward for one's work is false, with the one proffering the reward never intending to give it in the first place, possibly because the reward never even existed (see also: "there is no spoon"). This phrase can be used to express grief or frustration regarding any situation where there is an imbalance between effort and reward. This phrase was popularized by the game "Portal" by Valve Software Corporation.

During the game, GlaDOS, an artificially intelligent operating system and the game's passive-aggressive guide, uses the reward of cake as a motivating factor in an attempt to manipulate the player. It is first mentioned during the "impossible puzzle room", where she urges the player to "quit now and cake will be served immediately". In a later stage, the player can access a "hidden" area of the testing chamber to find a previous test participant had scrawled "The cake is a lie!" among other warning messages. Cake continues to remain the promised reward for completing the test and/or obeying GlaDOS, particularly in the final stages of the game. Finally, in the ending song, GlaDOS cheerfully sings about how "there's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake."

In the game, cake serves as a carefully calculated motivational device, but there are suggestions that it also serves as an essence of humanity--the ability to eat cake, taste it, and experience emotional pleasure from it--which a computer cannot experience even with artificial intelligence. In this less commonly-used sense, the phrase "the cake is a lie" can also imply that one's emotions or the basis of one's emotions are false, with cake representing emotion, emotional basis, or emotional capability.

Common Usage Example --
Bob: "We worked hard this quarter, where's the raises you promised?"
George: "Sorry, Bob, the company is making some cut-backs; no raises this year."
Bob: "So the cake is a lie. Why did we have to work so hard, then?"

by Wyrenth March 17, 2009

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lie-neilsen

It's when two men engage in anal sex, then the dominate male takes his penis and rubs it on the submissive male's upper lip and chin leaving a goatee.

My boss, John, loves to give the "lie-neilsen" to everyone he takes home from the annual Urban Gay Male Republicans convention in Miami.

by Assurance March 2, 2014


Lie pie

1. When someone is lying to your face.

2. When you are feeding someone a pie of lie, as in, being lied to multiple times in one conversation.

3. When someone lies to be cool but they're not cool they are just a lie pie.

Guy 1: "Dude last night I hooked up with that girl from the bar!"
Guy 2: "Don't be such a lie pie!!!"

by Brwneyedgrl787 April 23, 2017

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