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when someone has a attitude or is mad say "eat it up like a snicker" because that
means that if they mad if they eat a snicker they will not be mad anymore and they
will laugh if you say that. PERIODT
SHAWNQUISHA: GIRL THAT GIRL MADE ME MAD SHE GONNA SAY MOVE OUT MY WAY
BEFORE YOU GET SLAP AND I SAID YOUR NOT GONNA SLAP ME PERIODT.
STARRKEISHA: EAT IT UP LIKE A SNICKER
SHAWNQUISHA: WHATTT???
STARRKEISHA: GO EAT YOUR SNICKER YOU WILL FEEL BETTER
SHAWNQUISHA: OKAY BESTFRIEND, OH THAT SNICKER DID MAKE ME FEEL BETTER...
STARRKEISHA: I TOLD YOU BESTFRIEND
When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago
Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*
Something which is highly unlikely to succeed.
Comes from Country slang, horners being a field full of adult bulls (they will not do what you want).
Winning the lottery jackpot, it's like gathering up horners.
WOW, it’s a national dress up like your coworker day! Congratulations, today you can dress up like your coworker, and the best one will get free lunch!
P.S. if your coworker’s name is Scott, you get lunch regardless
- Hey, what day is it?
- Oh, I forgot! Today is the national dress up like your coworker!
- Omg, I wanna dress up like Scott!
- Amazing, I’ll be Nick then!
When you point up the ring finger, also known as digitus medicinalis, it means I like you in a friendly and non-rude matter, or can have alternative meanings, like "your awesome", I love you to a romantic partner, etc. This is not to be confused with the middle finger that means "GO F--K YOURSELF"
Pointing Ring Finger Up Like Middle Finger except it's the Ring Finger:
Jessica: That was such sweet gift Howard *points ring finger*
Howard: Aww you put your ringer finger up! I love you too!
To describe an instance of one being so unbelievably angry, that such anger is unholy.
"Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."
When you are able to beat something/someone that is much higher level than your abilities should allow.
Dude, I totally beat that boss, I was having to punch up like a hen to do it however!"