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Dude, who's that tiny lion you're scamming on?
I met her last week at the Chinese grocery store.
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a bill with >:3 written over the face of the bill.
this was started 'last thursday' (4/17/08) and is a global scheme to replace all of the money in the world with 'lioncash'
it is said that eventually lioncash will take over the world and might even cause the destruction of the united states of ameri-lions.
in addition, if you see a lion you can say "OMFG ITS A LION, GET IN MY WALLET" instead of the traditional "GET IN THE CAR"
note : if you have 20$ and a cash exchange machine nearby we urge you to lionize that 20 in return for 5's. lionize those 5's in return for 1's lionize those 1's in return for change. repeat process
"i just tipped our waitress in lion cash"
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A person who lies about most everything they say, but not only are they a habitual Liar, but also a habitual Cheater.... Yes, they even Lie about Cheating. A well seasoned Lion-Cheetah trusts no one, including themself!
Tiger may be a Cheetah in reality, but Shon is a Lion-Cheetah. He is King of the Jungle!
Cum on the woman’s stomach then take your thumb and make a half circle and say simba in a semi ominous tone
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A terrible pun in Steven Universe, introduced in the episode "Log Date 7 15 2". Means to lighten the mood or atmosphere or a situation. See also: lion around
Amethyst (shapeshifted as a lion): Heyyyy!
Pearl: Amethyst, really, this is no time to be fooling around.
Amethyst: Aww... Come on P, I'm just tryin'ta "lion the mood".
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Someone with frizzy long dark hair that resembles a lions long bushy black mane. Often times have poor hygiene.
*Erin and Mary talking in the hall*
Erin: Hey
Mary: Hiii
Erin: Oh god...
Mary: What?
Erin: Black lion at 12 o clock.
Mary: Oh gosh!
Erin: I know how to get rid of her.
Mary: How?
Erin: *pulls out hairbrush*
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When an overbearing, powerful or dangerous figure is dead, or alternatively when someone has lost their fear of life, others, and their own limitations, via life experience and wisdom (most often a single guy in his 30s or 40s) so is therefore unpredictable in his own way and cool, and is as likely to stand up and help the underdog or unlock the genius of others as he is doing something edgy, hurtful or confusing. The 'lion' in this case is/was his place in society, which he has in some regards abandoned or transcended while still being a vibrant and potentially threatening figure with it.
Bye-bye Saddam Hussein. That lion be dead.
Alternatively, for the living: Did you see Paddy Considine in that Dead Man's Shoes film? That one muckerfucking scary but cool Dead Lion.