A recognised medical condition of having a very large and over-sized head. May require a load-bearing beard in order to support the extra weight.
You're suffering from Considineitis!
Someone who is so incredibly poor that
they make a josh burdette look like a James Deen. Also they are very prone to sexual favors for the the pennies in your cup holder.
Get away from me you dirty Ricky Considine
Considine is a name associated with jew lovers (long schlong)
starving jewish kid: can I have some food
izzy: yeh ill help I'm such a considine