Mohawk River

A river that flows though all the incest, disease ridden towns in Upstate New York. All the fecal matter and trash you can think of always ends up in there. The fish are heavily mutated and the any boat that enters will never be seen again, probably because the people that drive the boats are so far gone on meth that they don’t even know how to drive a boat! Let alone a car.

I am going swimming in the Mohawk River and no one can stop me!!! NO ONE!!!!!

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stinky mohawk

n.
the hair that grows between your chode to your anus. ass hair.

"why wont you just floss your teeth with my stinky mohawk?"

or

"hey man not cool... i just saw your stinky mohawk!"

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strippers mohawk

Another name for the 'landing strip' or French waxing style of bikini wax.

That expensive prostitute I paid for sported a strippers mohawk and after taking her back to my apartment I promptly raped and murdered her.

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Morgantown Mohawk

A woman's 'landing strip' with crabs in it.

I think that skank I fucked last night had a Morgantown Mohawk and now my dick's been itching all day.

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Mohawk Kid

Also Known As Erik Leonard

Look! Theres Mohawk Kid!

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Pink Mohawk

Ruby Red grapefruit juice and gin

Lordshahagan is the creator of the cocktail of the gods, The Pink Mohawk.

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Mohawk Boy

Supreme Kai from DBZ. Shawn B. is in l-u-v love with him, and they're gonna have 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999000000000000000000000000000.5 kids together....I think

Mohawk Boy looks like a Nidoran-M that bleached its skin and learned how to stand up on his hind legs....

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