monopoly money

yes, it is what these guy say, but it is also used in the game monopoly. it looks fake in most cases and feels fake, but there have been cases when it was used to pay a dumb slut or a stoned deliver boy.

use your monopoly money to pay for this pizza, the delivery boy looks high enought to accept it.

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Monopoly Money

Foreign currency, usually printed in bright colors with funny pictures of people that no one has ever heard of. Called Monopoly Money or Funny Money because it looks and feels like some fake cash you get with a board game.

Monopoly Money is often spent recklessly because it looks fake, therefore you're not spending "real" money.

British Pound
New Zealand Dollars
Canadian Dollar
Japanese Yen
Euro
Australlian Dollar
Switzerland Francs
South Africa Rand
Mexico Pesos
Russia Rubles
Saudi Arabia Riyals
etc

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Taint Monopoly

The use of your taint when playing monopoly, instead of properties like Marvin Gardens

"I played Taint Monopoly the other day and i landed on Chris's Taint and had to pay 500 dollars"

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Playing monopoly

Any sexual act that does not involve penetrative sex.

Yeah Chris, Josh and I were playing monopoly!

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Monopoly man

when you give your partner a cum mustache.

After receiving head from my g/f, I gave her a monopoly man and collected 200 dollars for passing go.

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playing monopoly

A game that Dane Cook references in his Operation-playing Monopoly act that is totally true.

Dane Cook on Playing Monopoly
everybody had it. No one like
it, even if you thinked you liked the game you didn't.
And it's simple why, ok. Cause this is anyone
here 2 and a half hours into a game of Monopoly, ready?...
*Booush* "FUCK THIS GAME! It's 4 in the morning
grandma, YOU WIN! I'm sittin on Baltic with crap!
I'm paying luxury tax out the ass! And I hate when
your the banker, where did you get the pink 50's you
cheating whore! Don't fucking touch me grandpa, NANA
is a cheating whore! I should cut you head off with this
little doggy!"...

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monopoly fuck

When playing gears of war and you kill everyone on the other team under 15 seconds.

Wow! All of you got MONOPOLY FUCKED!

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