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George Ouzounian, more commonly known as Maddox, is the creator of the "Best Page in the Universe". He is infamous for his loathing of assholes, feminists, vegetarians/vegans, hippies, old people, children, politics... pretty much everyone but himself.
Maddox is the supreme ruler of the internet.
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A 30-something year-old man who relies on the internet and a 12-18 year old following of American teenagers, many of which enjoy urbandictionary.com, to get his ridiculous messages across. Although many of his views on politics and trivial issues such as ringtones are true to a certain extent, most of his arguments comprise of sexist remarks and/or substantial amounts of profanity, as opposed to logic.
Did you read that update Maddox just posted?
Yea, it was funny as hell!!!111Lolz0r!!!!. I especially liked the part where he told the guy to fuck off. I didn't understand its implications, though.
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Gobbles meaty schlong
Also he pronounces gif as jif
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A guy who writes humorous articles.
He has a large fan base, which contrary to popular belief, isn't just a load of 12-18 year olds, and don't all type in 1337 spk.
The majority of those who protest against his work are dull, or unintelligent:
-The dull usually moan about facts being twisted, or the articles being full of bias. IF YOU WANT FACTS READ A NEWSPAPER!! Maddox's articles are for humour only.
-The unintelligent label him as a "greasy nerd" or "fag", despite him being neither. They sometimes say that Maddox can't get laid, which is pretty ridiculous considering he has a HOT girlfriend.
The mothers against maddox movement fall into both these categories. They really need to grow the hell up and get their priorities sorted.
Guy: "Maddox ur a fag and ur greasy, even though u have a hot girlfriend, r famous, and make mo money than me"
Guy2: "Maddox, I visited your site expecting serious unbiased articles. I'm really dissapointed. I shan't be returning, and I shall express my dissapointment on other internet sites. I suck ass."
Mother against Maddox: "I like to campaign against internet sites while my kids are out smoking pot and having underage sex. I don't have a clue how to be a good parent, so I campaign against things that aren't really going to affect my child."
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1)Maddox- Owner of the Best Page in the Universe. Hates people who can't spell, think, or are just total fucktards.
2)Maddox- The essential equivalent to Che Guevera, except in Pirate form.
""LOL MADDOX U SUC LOLZ U FAG GET A LIF THAT TING INM'T REAL!!!21!!#12" "The amount of work it must take to move your pinky those painful 5/8s of an inch is astounding. Fuck off."
"Maddox had to pay for some birth prevention pills for my bitchy neighbors because I zapped them in the crotch with a stun gun too many times."
"Oh, that's just Maddox, off to liberate Bolivia from shitfaced fuckers who can't type."
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Maddox is a really hot guy. He can always help you when your down. He’s a real heart throb, will have many girlfriends. If you break up with him you’ll never forgive yourself.
Girl “who’s he”
Her friend “that’s Maddox my ex”
Girl “why’d you let him go girlll”
Her friend “idk but wish I never did”
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The best person in the world. Can make anyone better on a bad day. Never gives up! Kind, caring, generous. Amazingly handsome. Has the best personality in the whole universe. You can never find someone better. If you don’t have a Maddox then your missing something in your life
I don’t know what I am going to do with out a Maddox