Magnum P.I.

An overt moustache (usually on a woman) that resembles the moustache of Tom Selleck. Star of Magnum P.I.

Did you see Bill's date? She had a Magnum P.I.

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.44 Magnum

A huge fucking round. If you get hit by this beast, there won't be much left.

Holy shit, I just got hit with a .44 Magnum...holy shit, my stomach is gone!

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Magnum Dong

A phrase referring to the massive cock attached to my waist

Wow my Magnum Dong feels happy today

Magnum Mashin'

Having hardcore sex with an oversized condom.

Pussy after pussy I be Magnum mashin'!

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.357 magnum

A revolver cartridge designed in the 1920s with the .38 as base. At that time it was the only bullet that could penetrate the bulletproof vests of the time. The bullet is 0,357 inch(or just about 9 mm.)wide. It packs a vey nice punch, you feel a bit like Dirty Harry when you fire it (even though he uses the .44 magnum, which is just about twice as powerful). Personally, I prefer firing it in one hand - which i do with all revolvers and semi-automatcs. This means I never hit anything XD
It's the most powerfull handgun cartridge you'r allowed to shoot with in Denmark, where I live. I personally own a Smith & Wesson m.27, which is a relatively common piece in this caliber. General George Patton had the same one. He called it his 'Killing gun'. Obviously he's was a bit more pimped than mine, with mother-of-pearl grips and all that pretty stuff.

It is your place in life to fear my .357 magnum.

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magnum phallus

refers to a penis which is larger than average, usually in both length and girth

Don't call it a fat cock. Call it a magnum phallus. It's classier that way.

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Hazy Magnum

When you forget if you wore protection or not

I was so drunk, I think I may have pulled a hazy magnum.

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